Political TV commercials are funny

When I got home today, I did the usual: I sat on my ass, drank vanilla coke, and watched TV. However, today was special because I realized how great political TV commercials are. It's taken me six months of having these ads shoved in every orifice to come to this conclusion, but now that I have, my life has taken on new meaning. I now want to write, direct, and film political TV commercials for a living.

After I decided upon this career move, I ran to my computer, opened MS Paint (my favorite program), and got to work. I came up with this:

It was a stroke of genius. If the democrats started to put these things on billboards, or started running ads like this on TV, it would be a landslide. I mean, come on, no one really cares about the issues when they know someone has a small penis. And the important parts are in huge letters which no one can miss. It's amazing!

Now, I realize that a lot of top people from the democratic national party come to this website and will probably steal my ad idea for their campaign. I know it's not fair to the republicans, so in order to balance it out, I have created yet another ad:

This is a great ad because it is true. Even though each of the words in the quote are taken from many different speeches which he delivered over a two year period, he still technically said it. Movie advertisements do the same thing when they take quotes from their reviews, making it a perfectly valid advertising method. And if John Kerry didn't want me taking what he said out of context, he shouldn't have used those words at all.

I'm going to go watch more commercials.

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