God hates PETA

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has launched a new as campaign, asking the question "What would Jesus eat?" Obviously, these people have never read a bible because the first 9 chapters of Leviticus is about animal sacrifices and consumption.

I doubt these people have ever eaten a chicken nugget either. If they realized how tasty those things are, they would want to murder every single chick in sight just to get their hands on one more delicious nugget.

Anyway, back to the whole Jesus being a vegetarian thing. So, Jesus was a Jew. Besides having a huge nose, that means he would have eaten meat (as long as it were kosher). I mean, come on, he was a fucking shepherd ... what do you think they did with the sheep back then, cuddled with them? No... they fucking sliced their necks and chowed down on some delicious lamb gyros. With the cold winters and the long droughts, people back in biblical times would have died pretty quickly without animal meat and skins.

Besides, there are about a billion quotes you can take from the bible where God killed or told someone to kill an animal. For example in Gen. 3:21: "Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them." Or there was that whole story about the endless fish and bread.

PETA just needs to face the fact that they can't make everyone a vegan. Sure there are some farms that treat their animals like shit, but that is a very, very small percentage of them. Maybe that's why they always use the same footage of animals getting beaten for all their videos. Besides, maybe the animals had it coming ... you never know.

The only thing good about PETA is right here:

They need to have more protests like that. And their needs to be like 5 of those girls. And they need to be in my room.

...and they need to have sex with me.

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jeremiah@yourapathy.net would fuck the chick in the cage.