The LED Shirt
Today I was peacefully eating my lunch when some girl walked passed me with the LED Belt Buckle. Now, I have to admit that thing is pretty cool, but this girl had a scrolling message that said "Grind on me." Now, if that doesn't scream skank, I don't know what does.
The point is that this girl is obviously out for attention and to help her out with her quest for popularity/compliments/whatever the fuck she wants from people, I have come up with something a little more attention grabbing:
The LED Shirt
It may be really big, heavy, and will probably cause you a lot of back problems, but it sure will get you a lot of cool looks. Besides, you wont have to bother buying all those shirts with funny little sayings when you can just type it in yourself! You'll save hundreds of dollars with this nifty little product when you buy this for only $399.99 ... that's only the price of 400 cups of coffee or just 800 packs of gum!
Just think of all the attention whoring you can do. You can make little up arrows pointing to your boobs and write, "please, look at these" or have an arrow pointing down and write "free pussy!" Just use your imagination. If you want to go for the straight forward approach, I suggest this:
Make checks payable to Jeremiah Corp. but I prefer cash. No refunds.
Coming soon, the LED Pants:
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