My interview with me
I've always wanted to be interviewed for something. The only problem is that nobody really cares about anything that I've done. So, I've decided to interview myself. This should be interesting.
Jeremiah: It's really great to meet you. I've been a fan of your website for a long time.
Jeremiah: Thanks, I appreciate it a lot.
J: So, let's get right down to business. You are an extremely attractive man and I would love to wear your scrotum as a chin-strap. Do your good looks intimidate women?
J: Yes, they do. Often times I will see a girl walking down the street and she will faint in my presence. This isn't so bad until I go to the zoo. The females there always mistake me for a gorilla and try to get me to go back into my cage ... I can only assume this is because of my animal-like qualities in the sack.
J: That's really interesting. I can almost smell the sweat on your balls from here.
J: What?
J: Oh, nothing. On to my next question. You are obviously a genius and much better than anyone else in the entire world. How exactly did you come up with this website?
J: Well, about 3 years ago I had an anti-Avril Lavigne website that I created in about 5 minutes after this one girl wouldn't stop raving to me about how great she is. I put it online and I got tons of emails (literally thousands). Anyway, I kind of forgot about it and then about 2 and 1/2 years later I got bored and decided to make a new webpage where I could rant about anything I wanted. That was how yourapathy.net was born.
J: That is very exciting stuff. So, do you get a lot of hate mail from people jealous of your work and jealous of your man-chowder?
J: Actually, I get very little hate mail.
J: Very little or very big?
J: Very little. I just said that didn't I?
J: Hey, whose giving the interview here? Ahahahaha-hohoho-ahahaha!
J: Um... ok.
J: So, would you say that you are a DEEP person? Are you HARD to figure out?
J: Stop asking me these really weird questions. You are really starting to creep me out.
J: Do you like it when I creep you out?
J: Ok. This interview is over.
J: No wait. Can I have a lock of your hair?
J: AHH!