Incest is hot.

I don’t care if incest is against the law or even if it is looked down upon by society. Incest can be a very, very, very, very hot thing (even if you don’t live in the south). Anyone that doesn’t believe me should be kicked in the nuts and then shown this picture:

Yeah, that’s right. Oh, man.

So, I’ve been thinking a lot about stupid things lately. The thing that I’ve been obsessed with is Twix. Did the name come from the combination of the words “two sticks” or does it find it’s derivation from the old English word for between? The other thing that bugs me is whether Twix is singular and refers to only one of the bars (e.g. “one Twix is for you and one Twix is for me.”) or maybe it is a plural (“I have eaten many Twix in my life.”)? And if it is plural, what is the singular? Is it a Twick, or an Ix? Man, these candy bar guys really need to think about these things.

I once found this candy bar in a public bathroom. It was half melted and it had no wrapper – like someone started to eat it while taking a crap, but for some reason just dropped it on the floor. Also, it kind of tasted like I’d imagine a toilet bowl would. It was soft and full of a brown gew. After I told my friend about it, he told me what it really was. Obviously, I puked a couple times.

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