how to get kick ass deals on DVDs

How to get kickass deals on DVDs.

Every once in awhile, when I’m feeling generous, I write something that will actually help the people that come to this website (I have almost 5 readers now!). So, this is my guide on how to get really awesome deals DVDs. Now, I know a lot of the people that come here like watching donkeys being raped, but that’s not legal where I live. That said, this guide is focused on non-animal porn DVDs (or animal pr0n for the mentally impaired). Sorry.

1. Don’t ever buy from Best Buy, Circuit City, or Target – Unless you have a gift certificate to blow and there is one movie you really want, don’t go to these places. This especially applies to Best Buy. The DVDs at those places are sometimes 30% higher than everywhere else.

2. DeepDiscountDVD.com is the shit – I’m not getting paid to promote them, but I wish I were. Their prices are 90% of the time lower than anywhere else. Besides, they ship every order for free. Seriously, if an exec from deep discount is for some reason reading this, I would let you guys sponsor my website in a second and that is saying a lot because I hate ads. Click here for DDDVD.

Wouldn’t you like to see this on every page? My dream is to be a sellout like tucker max.

3. Check Amazon.com – Even though Deep Discount is cheaper most of the time, sometimes Amazon has some pretty sweet deals. Amazon is especially good if you want to buy a few used DVDs. So, I suggest checking that out before you buy from Deep Discount. Beware of the shipping charges; Most of the time they are reasonable, but sometimes they’ll charge you your left nut or something crazy like that.

4. Blockbuster is a decent place – Sometimes when you go there, they have deals on overstocked DVDs. Usually they’ll offer you like 3 DVDs for 25 bucks. Most of the time they are pretty shitty titles, but if you are into that kind of Hollywood bullshit like Freaky Friday then it’s the place for you. In that case I also suggest checking into one of those shitty Detroit psychiatric clinics where they’ll beat until you are either dead or sane (sometimes both).

5. Go to local half-priced stores – Places like CD-Max or Half Priced Books are awesome places to buy DVDs. They are generally pretty cheap. You’ll find better deals here than buying used on Amazon. The only problem is that they usually don’t have that big of a selection.

6. Buy VHS instead – If you are still clinging onto your old VHS collection, you might as well keep building it up (and join AARP while you are at it). VHS tapes are like $2-$5 and they aren’t that bad.

7. Steal your DVDs – This is the best deal of all.

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Note: I don’t condone stealing DVDs.

I DO condone selling out.