Insane Clown Posse:
The Stupidest Band in Existence
The rap duo known as the Insane Clown Posse is a shameless attempt at capturing the trendy phase of violence in today's teenage culture. The two front-men, Shaggy and Violent J, are two little bitches from the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. Their real names are Joseph Bruce and Joseph Utsler, but because they needed to sell records, they changed their names to something a little more violent sounding.
I really hate everyone that listens to this band (a.k.a. Juggalos). Stop wearing those stupid clothes... they don't make you cool, they just make you look stupid. It is strange that they don't realize this on their own because clearly all ICP fans are very concerned with their image (they want to look like "bad-asses").
If I could interview ICP I would ask:
1. Why the face paint? Does it make you perform better? Because I think that you really just want to capture the "red-necks that love wrestling" demographic.
2. Why is it a "Posse?" All the insane clowns out there must really need to stick together, huh?
3. Stop making music. Please.
I realize that last one wasn't a question, but I would tell them that if I could interview them.
Finally, I'd just like to say that the wrestling video game they are in (the name of which escapes me) really sucks. Worse than most other wrestling games, and that is saying a lot. I really hope they disappear soon.
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