Texas embraces gay culture yet again
A little while ago, the Texas school board voted to change their the definition of Marriage in their health books from "when two people..." to "when a man and a woman..." in an effort to discourage the idea of gay marriage.
In response to this, I got out my pen and ink and wrote some good old fashion snail mail straight to the head of the greatest country in the world:
As I have said before, I don't care what anyone thinks. I don't care if you're against gay marriage (doesn't affect me at all), but come on, Texas, are you really that anal? If you guys really care that much, you have more problems than I can belittle and make fun of in one article.
Take this into consideration: I'm totally against Popeye's chicken. I don't even think it's food, it's really just a bucket of deep fried monkey testicles soaked in grease for 5 hours, and then molested by some employee's semen infested hands. But I'm not about to campaign to re-define the word "food" in order to change it to "something you eat besides Popeye's chicken."
The sad thing is that Texas, as one of the biggest text book consumers in the country, also has a huge influence on what the rest of the country's student's read. It's like when parents give their children a really easy job in order to teach them a lesson about responsibility, and the little kid just totally fucks it up.
Tomorrow I am submitting a request to the Texas school board to change the cover picture of the marriage section. Instead of the traditional "man and woman holding hands" picture, I think they should change it so that it reflects a true Texas marriage:
There is only one thing I have left to say: Fuck the Alamo.
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