People Hate Live Journal More than they Hate Bush

So, the other day I posted a page about Live Journal in which I blatantly mocked all of it's losers... I mean users. Two days after the article went up, I have over 1,000 more hits to this website. Why? The only reason I can think of is that people must really, really hate Live Journal. Just check this graph out:

(note: the above graph was from the afternoon of Oct. 23. Click here for a more recent graph.)

As you can see, my hatred of Live Journal produced more hits than my hatred of Bush and Kerry. You people are stupid! ...but I find it funny. I have also received fan mail from that Live Journal article whereas I received absolutely no mail from the Bush/Kerry one.

This leads me to conclude that the more trivial things I bitch about, the more people will read this stupid website. Of course it could just mean that the Live Journal article was written better than the Bush/Kerry one... but that's just stupid. Anyway, in order to generate more traffic to this website, I have created a list of completely trivial things to bitch about:

    The pictures they put on stamps. Instead of stupid planes, flowers, and presidents, they should put celebrity porn on them. That would get people excited about receiving a letter and make bills and junk mail a lot more tolerable.

    Lady bugs and how they are annoying.

    "Your Mom" jokes... you can never get enough "your mom" jokes except when they have been over used for almost a decade... oh, wait... nevermind.

    My teachers. They give me homework... what a bunch of douche bags!

    The food on the airplane and other stupid jokes I can rip off of Jerry Sinfeld.

That should give all you guys a lot to look forward to.

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